Boris Karloff Eyes
Boris Karloff Eyes
Boris Karloff Eyes
(sung to the tune of Bette Davis Eyes)
His head is flat on top
You can’t believe his size
His bolts crackle and pop
He’s got Boris Karloff Eyes
His monster makes you shriek
It also makes you cry
He doesn’t have to speak
He’s got Boris Karloff eyes
He won’t spare you, he’ll ensnare you
All the better just to scare you
He’s ferocious, and he knows just what it takes to make a bone crush
He’s like Vincent Price without the flies, he’s got Boris Karloff eyes
He’s in the mummy’s tomb
With Walter Mitty’s spies
He had to Hyde from Lou
He’s got Boris Karloff eyes
He’ll tell you about the Grinch
Although he’s Doomed to Die
Dick Tracy gets the pinch
He’s got Boris Karloff eyes
He played the Killer, and hosted Thriller
He once worked with Dick Miller
He’s ferocious, and he knows just what it takes to make a bone crush
All the geeks grok his sci-fi
He’s got Boris Karloff eyes
He won’t spare you, he’ll ensnare you
All the better just to scare you
He’s ferocious, and he knows just what it takes to make a bone crush
Horror buffs say he can’t die
He’s got Boris Karloff eyes
Let’s consider this a draft, but I wanted to get it out this morning…happy Halloween!
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